sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

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it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this


kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy)


livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

(Source: meladoodle)


janemba:

I LIVE FOR CLUELESS MOTHERS

jsantagato:

Being drunk on a beach with a bunch of your friends at night really makes you appreciate your life & all the good things it holds.


ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

(Source: mintyboob)


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